shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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bealostgirl:

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d0it4theratchetz:

gimmeahailsatan:

Tattoo needle slow motion.

Holy shit.

d0it4theratchetz:

gimmeahailsatan:

Tattoo needle slow motion.

Holy shit.

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alwayys-hornyy:

time to fuck

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dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

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creativenamelol:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand this is why i love him

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sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

sandvviches:

my dad just got a goat

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yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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onlylolgifs:

Leaf Blower Dog

onlylolgifs:

Leaf Blower Dog

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umbradream:

ultrafacts:

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Lets hear it for France guys, they know whats up

umbradream:

ultrafacts:

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Lets hear it for France guys, they know whats up

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