vaginamite:

me when i get home from school

vaginamite:

me when i get home from school

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tentakewl:

when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do image

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theeveelynn:

ffffjjjj:

I need a 500 pack of these

Agreed

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unexplained-events:

ohcrapitsryan:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

Step one…

unexplained-events:

ohcrapitsryan:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

Step one…

image

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antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

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susemoji:

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

have you thought of capitalising on your skills

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khionexiovi:

Puberty: American Dad style

You have no idea how long I was waiting for this

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notmusa:

feralhousewife:

PARKOUR PIG

image

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x-fauxreal-x:

same

x-fauxreal-x:

same

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graviton-simulacrum:

gaytiers:

woahsospooky:

overnight-shipping:

veingme:

Glitter Cupcakes!

These look like something that’s been blessed by deep sea mermaids oh lord i need one now

Holy wow

DON’T EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER

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graviton-simulacrum:

gaytiers:

woahsospooky:

overnight-shipping:

veingme:

Glitter Cupcakes!

These look like something that’s been blessed by deep sea mermaids oh lord i need one now

Holy wow

DON’T EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER

More like

EAT GLITTER ICING YOU WILL SHIT GLITTER

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