teenage-scumm:

☾☹ the ✝eens in beds are lost in ✝heir heads☹☽

kendrick-wilde:

Couldn’t help myself

(via consultlngdemon)

lolsomeone-actually:

thewriterwhoisalone:

mackblesa:

nevertoomanyspiders:

ceruleanpineapple:

theladysyk0:

lizardlicks:

hellish-deer:

ceruleanpineapple:

spiders.

they’re like tiny 8-legged cats
how can anyone hate them

Spiders are huge derps, pass it on.

My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”

THAT IS SO CUTE

reblogging for the story, eeee

spiders are the derpiest things though like have you ever played with a spider and a laser pointer, because I thought my lizards chasing the laser was adorable but leT ME TELL U, BLACK WIDOWS CHASING LASERS IS FRICKEN ADORABLE

So I hate spiders but this makes them seem a bit cuter lol

Yeah no I still aint fucking with no spiders

(via leahbizznitch)

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

image

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easilyannoyedcamwhore:

elzebrook:

sirona-gs:

because-b:

Saw these while lurking hildidrawsdicks' blog, but only one was in the main post while the others were just added in the captions and in gray box form. I think they all deserve to be seen in the main post, yes? (source)

REGENCY SUITPORN I AM FUCKING DYING. 

IM ON MY PHONE AT WORK AND I THINK I SWALLOWED MY TONGUE BECAUSE I WAS TRYING NOT TO MAKE PORN NOISES OH MY GOD

I’ll be in my bunk.

(via theeverydaygoth)

always-arousedxxx:

*grinding my wet panties against your throbbing cock*

always-arousedxxx:

*grinding my wet panties against your throbbing cock*

(Source: sexcalled)

Date someone who makes you feel like you have an extra hour in the ball pit

letliveintheend:

band/tattoo blog †

(Source: jcap, via staticembrace)

orangeis:

Confirms release date

Sometime in 2015

(via like-fairy-acid)

skeletal-stoner:

crackedveins:

in-love-with-a-girl:

"when your daughter comes home with her first girlfriend, smile…"

wow this is beautiful and so so relevant

this is perfect.

skeletal-stoner:

crackedveins:

in-love-with-a-girl:

"when your daughter comes home with her first girlfriend, smile…"

wow this is beautiful and so so relevant

this is perfect.

(Source: inkskinned, via like-fairy-acid)

agirlnamedally:

Left a little something on the lock bridge for the love of my life - me.

agirlnamedally:

Left a little something on the lock bridge for the love of my life - me.

(via like-fairy-acid)

I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go.

Neil Gaiman, The Sandman (via bridgetstop)

(Source: frenchtouchx, via like-fairy-acid)

sarajxne:

heaven:  ☾ following back EVERYONE!  ☽ 

following back similar blogs xx

sarajxne:

heaven:

☾ following back EVERYONE! ☽

following back similar blogs xx

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